I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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