his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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