I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Panties = found
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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