i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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