he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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