I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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