Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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