dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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