Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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