2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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