K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
