very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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