No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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