I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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