White coat. Heels.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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