so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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