i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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