..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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