I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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