There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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