I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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