I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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