I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize