Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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