OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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