I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
