I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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