i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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