Plan B is the new Plan A
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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