I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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