I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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