Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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