Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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