Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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