Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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