whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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