Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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