Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
