There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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