I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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