worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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