and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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