Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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