I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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