i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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