Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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