And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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