gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So much rum. So many feels.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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