I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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