dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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