That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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