She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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