singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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