a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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