i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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