is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Randomize
