I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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