I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Let's paint friendship bongs
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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