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That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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